cat in a fish tank

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

(via and-suddenly-butts)

espeonchan:

everyone acts like pitbulls are so mean but they always look at you like you’re in the midst of a tender therapy session

“and how does that make you feel”

(via smell-all-the-books)

soft-plunge:

THE BOX GHOOOOOST.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

amon-fire:

fuckyourfreckles:

rizaoftheowls:

derinthemadscientist:

stolenpandorica:

elisetheawesome:

kyoukokiriqiri:

why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”

or ”the crimson horror”

are u guys okay

Vaginebola

Red Tide Warning

shark week

the red wave

(via avenge-doctor-superlock)

asktoothless:

Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?

(via storykind)

thewordsmithy:

bookworm276:

saltniron:

thegoblinkingsgirl:

erinchu:

astormonthehorizon:

No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.

Thank you, you’re a lovely person!

YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.

(via abloodyweepingangel)

theuppitynegras:

thecommandertoast:

ofmagicandice:

So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life

LISTEN TO ME

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO

DON’T

OPEN

THEIR FUCKING PAGE

I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE

verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript. 

SIGNAL BOOST

(via onewiththestarcult)

rejectmediocrity:

sharnacious:

When I first got to Seattle, I took a walk around my new neighbourhood, Greenlake, to get to know the place. And by that I mean I went and found the nearest fro-yo shop. As I was rounding the corner back to my house I saw the most glorious thing sitting on the sidewalk: that cat, right there. That glorious, weird-faced cat. He came right up to me and we had a cuddle and I made sure to take a picture. Mostly because how can you verbally describe that face, am I right? 

I went inside and was all, “So, Lauren, there’s this weird looking cat.” And she’s all, “The white shaved one with the face?” And I was all, “YEAH!” That’s how that conversation went. She told me that he hangs around the neighbourhood and is super friendly. 

After that, every time I left the house or came home, I was hoping to run into the cat again. When I went out the other day for a walk (read: to get fro-yo), he was across the street chillin’. Maybe a little bit of illin’. (I have no idea what that means.) But this time he had a name tag.

AND IT SAID “MISTER FACE”.

Holy shit. That may be the most perfect name for that cat. I can’t even… Ugh, too good. 

Anyway, I think Mister Face should be famous on the Internet. He’s obviously way more fantastic than all those other Internet cats (sorry beloved Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub, but it’s true). The only problem is that I’m afraid of Reddit. And everyone knows Reddit is how cats become famous. 

So somebody who is not afraid of Reddit should post some pictures of Mister Face so he can become famous. Then when people are all, “Excuse me, ma’am, could you hold the elevator for me?” I can be all, “Um, I discovered Mister Face. What have you done?” as the door closes in their face. 

MR….FACE….

(via commander-cosmo)

chaztheweasel:

(via dudesyoureonyourown)

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

(via kelsthericeball)